By Timothy Curry, Clarion staff

Edit:  This is an April Fools’ article written solely for entertainment purposes.  None of the content in this article is true.

Donald Trump’s heritage has always been clear with the American public: a son of a wealthy real estate business man who is of many European backgrounds, Scottish being one of them. What is not known of his heritage is the 1.4% Hispanic in him with relations to Caesar Chavez. For all his talk about his humble heritage and being straight with the people, why he has not mentioned this the world will never know. The media may press him to reveal this fact later on this year.