Speaking of a Change
By Jim Polca, Political Animal Control Expert The Speaker of the House of Representatives, Paul Ryan, does a heavy workout every week with his P90x routine. He does his 90 day […]
McClatchy Quiets the Lion by ‘Soft-Petaling’ a New Mascot
By Billie Rae Bisepp, Disciple of All Living Things Since C.K. McClatchy High School’s opening in 1937, the school has featured the lion as their mascot. Earlier this week, the […]
Freshmen See McClatchy as Better Plan for Sophomore Year
By Shaft Milken, Telegraph Repairman “Man, Kennedy? More like Kennedon’t.” Ken D. Bailer, a freshman, says. He misses the excitement that he was promised when he came to Kennedy. “I was […]
Farewell Starbucks
By Caeli Kara, Coughy Liquidator Farewell to my joy, the coffee lover’s usual. Available on almost every street, and every corner, Starbucks, a worldwide coffee chain could be possibly shut down […]
Vampires Have a Bloody Good Time at Blood Drive Event
By Sam Pire, Friend of All Bats On February 28th, John F. Kennedy High School held its second blood drive of the current school year. However, BloodSource employees noticed that they […]
Lake Kennedy Monster Spotted During Heavy Rain
By So Flagman, Chief Ferret Wrangler This past February, Sacramento experienced a continuation of severe rain for the first time in nearly 10 years. Properties all over the city were […]
Class of 2018 Government in a Pinch After St. Patrick’s Day Conspiracy Allegations
By Connie Spirist, Skepticism Editor JFK’s Junior class government is being accused of conspiracy for planning a Class Colors Day on Friday, March 17th. March 17th was also St. Patrick’s Day. The […]
Andrews Heads Hair Regrowth Project and New Club for Balding Students
By Harry Hafnott, Wig Aficionado Kennedy world history teacher Jonathan Andrews is now sponsoring The Hair Raisers, a club on campus that seeks to promote an encouraging environment for students […]
An Analysis on Internet Memes: Kermit the Frog
By Qu T. Pi, Thoughtful Meme Enthusiast and Resident Frog Catcher According to the “Analysis on Internet Memes Using Semiotics”, an analytical research paper on Internet memes conducted from the […]
Hacking America
Thanks to Natassia Aleman-Teweles for creating the “Hacking America” cartoon for The Clarion.
In this Issue (March 31 & April 1)
By Topher Rong, Italian Noodle Expert This issue, The Kennedy Clarion is proud to announce its new sponsorship, Claritin. With this, the newspaper will be rebranded as The Kennedy Claritin, which is […]
Dark Horse Candidates Emerge from Kennedy Campus
By Jebediah Skeets and William Kronckit, Political Smartypanties With the chaotic process of the 2016 presidential race, many Americans are tired of politics and have no idea what the future […]
Men’s Varsity Volleyball Helps Inspire Others
By Adrianna Iorio, Clarion Staff With Kennedy Men’s Volleyball season coming to a successful start, JFK’s varsity and JV players impressed many with their determination and signs of teamwork. With […]
Library I.D. Required
By Ariyah Armstrong, Clarion Staff If you’re like me, you’re always busy, whether if it’s with homework, sports, home life, etc. It just always seems like there’s something that needs […]
Let’s Dive In
By Breanna Thomas, Clarion Staff The swim team has become more well-known at John F. Kennedy High School. The team has grown significantly over the past couple of years as […]
