The Clarion’s AP Test Tips

By Cynthia Dominguez, Opinions Editor After spending an entire year or semester enrolled in an Advanced Placement class, students are given the opportunity to take an examination to prove that they have mastered the subject material. AP Exams are scored on a scale from one to five, with a three being a passing score and one being the lowest score. If the student scores a … Continue reading The Clarion’s AP Test Tips

School: “Our best course of action to punish students who miss class is to have them miss class.”

By Dean Tensean, Traffic Reporter School administration announced new policy in an effort to combat the dramatic increase of student truancy and tardiness. “We gotta crack down on these heathens,” stated Dean of Detention Gogh Te Krasche, “We gotta make policy that ensures these irresponsible pupils will suffer the consequences of not arriving to class in time, something that will teach them to never do … Continue reading School: “Our best course of action to punish students who miss class is to have them miss class.”